When this site is slow I just don't let it load, abort, and get on with my life. I'll bet you lost a lot of traffic that way.
2013 "Brilliant Silver" SV with Premium Package and no QC, and 2009 Vectrix VX-1 with 18 Leaf cells.
The most offensive, tasteless phrase in use here is "Pulled the trigger." I no longer respond to posts that use it.