SageBrush wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:48 am
Says the free-loader.
So someone pulls up to an exclusive, expensive hotel, checks in, and pays for a week. His car needs a charge, so he asks where the chargers are. He pulls his car around to them, and the J1772s are all taken, but there are several Destination chargers available, and one has a adapter already mounted on it. He goes to plug into his car, and a sage bush screams at him.
"Excuse me, I haven't had a plant talk to me since the Grateful Dead Concert in 1978....could you please repeat that?"
"Ah, I just paid $3270.64 for a weeks stay...Odd definition of free-loader you are using."
"YOU FREE-LOADER! STOP! ST ELON COMMANDS IT!!!"
"Funny, the last plant told me that Saint Stephen with a rose In and out of the garden he goes...And the visuals were far better. Could you please try harder?"
(Edit: Typo corrected)
...To be continued...