After a few moments, the car will split open like an over-ripe
melon with an smoking, steaming, pulsing blob of battery terminal
corrosion enhanced, protein-based protoplasm oozing outward.
Because the blob will have already dissolved/devoured the
occupants, it will be intelligent, but with multiple personalities...
very unstable... with WIFI/BlueTooth/GPS... the Perfect Predator.
What it looks like under its shape-shifting, protective slime coating:
Once the creature gets its bearings, it moves off leaving a trail of
smoking debris/underbrush and scorched, dismembered small animals.
It obliterates several rural/suburban homes and their occupants,
and subsumes all their electronic devices... think Microsoft.
It stalks, disables, and devours a Volt, an iMiEV, and a Prius.
Is there no no way to stop this algorithm changing beast?
In time the creature, growing in size every minute and now a glowing,
sparking neon green, will attack and destroy the nearby city...
most likely it is Detroit.
The shy, unassuming anti-hero that saves the entire world?
Armando Hammera, pure BS
The EverReady Bunny, in the 'Toon form of Jessica Rabbit, is the
love interest, caught in a tragic triangle of all encompassing
passions:
He/She/It wins a Best Supporting Role Oscar for the deeply
moving portrayal of the internal confliction of having to hunt down
and destroy, "A good battery gone bad. One that was my friend and
soul mate .(sniffle) One that knew me, (sob) inside and out... "
(tearful moan)
Copyright, 2010, MyNissanLeaf :lol: