There's more to the Model X than just the silly Falcon Wing doors. But it will forever be known as the Tesla with the silly doors. . . .The rear doors release with an audible click, and then the electric motors whir as the doors begin their slow, skyward ascent. It's the Model X's big trick, and a dubious tie to the hubris of DeLorean, Bricklin, and Icarus. . . . These aren't mere gullwing doors, though; they're far more complex. . . . They're probably the smartest doors ever fitted to a car. But do you want complicated doors? Mostly you just want doors to open easily, quickly, and provide a large enough portal to let you into the cabin. . . . For as smart as these doors are, it turns out that even semisentient doors with echolocation are pretty dumb. And yet, the dumbest part of the Model X is the first thing you will show off. . . . There are no other electric SUVs* at the moment . . . . We should also note that there are no other SUVs with gullwing doors, but now we know there's a good reason for that.